I'm willing to meet up at a public place (read: mall, restaurant, Fuddruckers) with anyone who promises to take good care of the little bastard and hand him over.  Consider it a prisoner exchange without an actual exchange.

Along with Psycho Hamster, you'll get one 10 gallon tank with cover, his favorite food bowl, a new wheel, a water bottle, hamster fluff, and two bags of hamster food.  I figure you can supply the water.

For your part, you've got to be within the Jersey or NYC area, or at least willing to come to the area to pick up Psycho Hamster.  Other than that, there's really not much else involved!  You will have to sign a release form because I'm not going to take responsibility if Psycho Hamster takes a piece of your finger, too!

If you're still interested in owning Psycho Hamster, send me an email at savepsychohamster@yahoo.com.