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| Psycho Hamster is my
pet. I've had him for 8 months. Psycho Hamster is
slowly driving me insane with his strange idiosyncrasies. It's
either Psycho Hamster or me. Since I'm not going to have myself
euthanized (I don't believe it's legal in NJ anyway...) Psycho Hamster
is living on borrowed time. On March 15th, 2002, Psycho Hamster
will be taking a permanent dirt nap.
THAT IS UNLESS YOU, THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES, SAVE HIM! No, I'm not asking for money. I'm not asking for charity, or emotional support. I'm not even asking for sex! I just want him out of my life one way or another. I'd prefer to give him away, but anyone I tell about Psycho Hamster and his antics have sadly declined. This page therefore is a desperate plea for a humane, loving, masochistic person to take over the care for said Psycho Hamster. I'm not inhumane, I love animals. Just not this one. I'm not even sure he's of animal-kind. To be honest, I think he's out to kill me first. I keep finding papers around my apartment that detail his plan! Pictures coming soon! Click here if you are interested in adopting Psycho Hamster. |
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